Aug 262010
 

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They’re both wrong.

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”

 

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a bee loves honey.

I love you like old ladies love blue dye.

I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.

I love you like clients love winging.

I love you like philosophy loves being obscure.

I love you like a dentist loves crooked teeth.

I love you like advertisements love annoying us.

I love you like an emo kid loves girl pants.

I love you like a duck loves water.

I love you like bulimics love toilets.

I love you like zombies love brains.

I love you like a child loves a teddy bear.

I love you like a tornado loves a mobile home park.

I love you like batman loves his cave.

I love you like a watch loves to tick.

I love you a midget loves his platform shoes.

I love you like a letter loves an envelope.

I love you a sailor loves swearing.

I love you like the cold loves a sneeze.

I love you like Peter Pan loves Neverland.

I love you like an emo boy loves tight pants.

I love you like Charlie loves Wonka bars.

I love you like a grandma loves her grandchildren.

I love you like a toothbrush loves toothpaste.

I love you like time loves a paradox.

I love you like a woman loves fixing up a bachelor with one of her single friends.

I love you an incontinent person loves a toilet.

I love you like a small fluffy kitten loves string.

I love you like the plague loves rats.

I love you like the British love their tea.

I love you like the Raven loves the word nevermore.

I love you like a redneck loves his truck.

I love you like schoolgirls love gossip.

I love you like the godfather loves his accent.

I love you like Freud loves his mother.

I love you like Jar Jar Binks loves to be moronic.

I love you like a Frenchman loves wine and snails.

I love you a junkie loves weed.

I love you like children love McDonalds.

I love you like older people love tapioca.

I love you like a nun loves her bible.

I love you like a hacker loves 1337.

I love you like a badge loves a policeman.

I love you like a nerd loves his dictionary.

I love you like a hippie loves his long hair.

I love you like a lawyer loves money.

I love you like an old man loves his hairy ears.

I love you like a woman loves chocolate.

I love you like STDs love a whore.

I love you like a blonde loves her hair-dye.

I love you like crap loves a sewer.

I love you like a paedophile loves children.

I love you like a punk loves his hair gel.

I love you like an emo loves black.

I love you like an alcoholic loves beer.

I love you like a drug addict loves heroine.

I love you like a pitcher of water at a chili pepper eating contest.

I love you like a fat girl loves hohos.

I love you like the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.

I love you like a pig loves poop.

I love you like a like OJ loves killing.

I love you like a crack head loves crack.

I love you like a fly loves crap.

I love you like fish loves water.

I love you like a possum loves trash.

I love you more than Romeo loves Juliet.

I love you like the government loves taxing its citizens.

I love you like Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.

I love you like a child loves Christmas.

I love you like a child loves candy.

 

In Rene Descartes book, Discourse on Method, he devises four premises to the right steps of reasoning.

1. Accept nothing as true which is not presented to the mind so clearly and distinctly that there is no reason to doubt it.

2. Break problems down into as many smaller problems as possible.

3. Begin with what is most simple and easily understood and build on this by degrees to large and more complex matters.

4. Review the entire chain of thinking to ensure nothing is omitted.

 

I often have wondered why all good things come to an end.

Whenever I seem to finally become complacent, suddenly life changes…

My only real answer is that every new beginning comes from the death of another.

So if the good things in life never ended, we would never truly appreciate them.

And, even though all good things come to an end, the memories still remain until the next good thing comes along…

 

All premises, even if they are accepted as truthful, should still be challenged on a regular basis. Just because a truth may be valid for one instance does not mean that it always will be.

Here is an excerpt from On Liberty by John Stuart Mills:

1. If an opinion contains truth and the opinion is silenced, the truth is lost.

2. Even if there is only a particle of truth in a wrong opinion, the truth is still lost if the opinion is silenced.

3. Even if a popular accepted opinion is the truth, people will hold onto that truth as a mere prejudice unless that are forced to articulate a defence to it.

4. Even broadly held opinions lose there currency and impact unless it they are challenged from time to time.
There can be no harm in challenging an accepted truth.

There can be no harm in challenging an accepted truth.

 

Moral philosophy is the study of ethics in relation to the ultimate questions of morality. There are two main branches of thought being Metaethics and Normative Ethics.

Metaethics:

Question: What is the nature and methodology of moral judgement?

The study of Metaethics studies the nature and methodology of moral decision and judgment and asks questions along the lines of:

What does “good” and “ought,” mean?

Can we justify moral truths?

Whether there is rationality between right and wrong?

A metaethical view normally consists of two conjoining parts.

1. The definition of “good” choices.
2. The selection of moral principles.

Methods of consonance often base morality on social convention, self-evident truths, God’s will, or personal feeling.

Normative Ethics:

Question: What underlying principles should we live by?

The study of normative ethics is broken down into two levels.

1. Normative Theory – We should maximize everyone’s happiness.
2. Applied Normative Ethics – Studies particular areas such as abortion, suicide and depression.

Both levels defend moral principles and are justifiable ways to explain moral action.

Summary

- Metaethics is the study of nature and methodology of moral judgement and choice. Its main purpose is to justify and rationally defend beliefs about right and wrong.

- Normative ethics is the study how we ‘ought’ to live. It characterises social normality and looks for constraint in arguments about what is worthwhile, right and wrong, just and virtuous.

 

Generally, a person should never delay longer than required, nor do today, what they could put off till tomorrow. Insight may be gained for tomorrows deeds today and if you could have prolonged what you chose to do today, you may have been able to do it better tomorrow.

“Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. Delay may give clearer light as to what is best to be done.”

- Aaron Burr

 

To reason logically is to conclude something from something else.

In an argument, to have logical reasoning, there must be a set of statements with logical premises and then a plausible conclusion.

The common form of reasoning through philosophy is the attack of the variable P by arguing the absurdity or incalculability with Q.

If P is true, then Q would be true.

Q is fallacious.

.: P is not true.

For any argument to be true, it needs to be without flaws and suit the above framework.

The major problem with logical reasoning is that not all problems are able to be resolved with common variables. This is due to life being multifaceted.

In the end, it comes down to personal preference and justification for any argument to be a logical reason of choice.

 

The road to ‘Hades’ is often paved with good intentions due to the lack of actual good that is done on the journey.

Often people say that they will spend time with their family, lose weight or quit smoking, but never get around to doing it until it is too late.

It is one thing to have intentions to do what is good, but if you never actually get around to doing things, you will not have done benefit to anyone.

In summary, the road to ‘Hades’ is paved with well wishes, good intentions and bright smiles, but at the end of the journey, that was all it was…

 

I met a girl the other day at uni who asked me my view on this question.

A personal conviction is easier to formulate if you have lesser knowledge about a given topic.

Our world is outside absolutes. The actual possibilities are relative to constant variables and factors that influence all aspects of the impossibility.

Therefore, if a fool or fanatic is certain of himself or herself, it only means that they are certain within their limited scope of knowledge.

Their answer was easier to formulate opposed to a wiser person, as they only knew a limited amount of possibility.

So obviously, the more knowledge and wisdom you attain the harder it is to formulate an answer.
The story of Bec:

Bec is an 18-year-old girl who lives with her parents. She has a formal education, up to year 12, and believes she has a solid understanding of religion and philosophy.

I met her the other day at a youth retreat. I asked her what her thoughts were about the meaning of her existence.

She looked at me, smirked and told me that life is a dance floor and that God is the DJ.

I thought this was an interesting response so I asked her another question:

At the end of the night, when the lights have faded, the music has stopped and the DJ has left with everyone else, where will you continue to dance forever and where?

I never got a response. She changed the subject after about three minutes of silence.

 

All questions can be answered in some way or another.

Whether they are correct or plausible is another matter.

Nearly all questions are answerable with:

“I do not know.”

Which does not attain any real answer, but still is a tangible answer to any question.

Therefore, there is an answer to all questions, but few are obviously right.

 

This is my response to this vexing question:

Who: The person I think I am.

What: Whatever I want.

Where: It’s not over there so it’s here.

When: It’s not in the past or the future so it’s now.

Why: Because you have asked.

Explain: Something we never do well enough.

 

Not necessarily.

If you were able to eliminate the impossible, you would be left with the possible.

Just because something is possible does not mean it is the truth.

Therefore, if you eliminate the impossible you are not left with the truth only a possible entity.

 

Books won’t stay banned, They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the long run of history, the censor and the inquisitor have always lost.

Alfred Whitney

If we don’t believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don’t believe in it at all

Noam Chomsky

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.

George Orwell

I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to day it.

Voltaire

If all mankind, minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one opinion that he, if he had the power, in silencing all of mankind.

John Stuart Mill

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.

John Milton

Men regard it as their right to return evil for evil and, if they cannot, feel they have lost their liberty.

Aristotle

 

An epistemic question frequently raised is whether the world contains quantities of evil, in such a proportion, to grant the existence of the Judaeo-Christian God unrealistic. The prospect of explaining evil, considering the notion that God is omniscient and omnipotent, is plagued with ambiguity as to why a loving, benevolent and virtuous being would allow suffering in such enormity. If a loving God existed, then it would be logical that he would bring about an existence void of pain, suffering and evil. The only reason to introduce evil would be for a greater good, inescapable from such oppression.

For God to illustrate perfection, he first must not be able to do wrong. A perfect being cannot create an imperfect replica, for the perfect being would not have the comprehension of that imperfection to create it. Similarly, if the creation was imperfect, and God created humankind in his likeness, the inevitability of this statement would imply God himself is imperfect and sought suffering. An interpretation upon this basis is that God created life for the sole purpose of watching life degenerate through this suffering. Surely, there is nothing more malignant, despicable and evil as giving someone a gift only to slowly take it away.

 

Here is the story of Lily the chicken:

Once upon a time, there lived a chicken named Lily. She lived on a farm surrounded by hundreds of other chickens and was fed, watered and sheltered daily by a caring farmer. In her free time, Lily was able to socialise and enjoy all aspects of her life. She felt content and happy. Although she had little freedom, she was only a chicken and this life was all she had ever known.

It was Christmas Eve and Lily was eating her delicious dinner when she thought to herself about all the advantages of her life and how the farmer had always looked after her. The next day was Christmas. When Lily came for her breakfast, the farmer grabbed her and chopped her head off.

Lily was content with life because she was naive. She had contentment but lacked reason. If she had reasoned why the farmer was feeding her so graciously and nurturing her, she would have concluded that she was going to be killed.

Contentment leads to happiness, and reason often to depression. An earlier post describes my view on the attainment of happiness. If you read this you will further understand why reason is more imperative than contentment.

 

When people deliberate over the meaning of life’s existence, often they are seeking to attain knowledge of how the existence of one of us over time employs a purpose. Beyond drawing the distinction between the life of an individual and that of a group, there has been very little discussion of life as the bearer of meaning. Most philosophical writings on meaning pronounce degrees and stages of time, in that, some periods of life are more meaningful than others, and that some lives as a whole are more purposeful, Britton (1969). Although not particularly coherent, the view that some people’s lives are less meaningful, or even meaningless, exhibits a self-purpose and worth of virtue that only a few possess or can obtain. Kant relies upon the notion that people have an intrinsic worth in virtue of their capacity for autonomous choices, where meaning is a function of the exercise of this capacity, Nozick (1974). Although a lovely gesture, morality does not counsel as an agent to help people with relatively meaningless lives, at least if the condition is not of an individuals’ choosing it is not in their ability to act upon and change it.

To have ‘meaning’ connotes a qualified component indifferent to happiness or aptness. Just because an individual believes their life encompasses purposefulness, does not imply that their rationale to life is rife with meaning and joy. A life altered by hallucinogenic drugs may contain happiness and a purpose of leaving the real for the surreal, but this does not signify a meaningful existence. This escapism from the laborious, tedious and often banal realism of living is purely only of self-gratification and an escape of oneself from actuality. This figure negates any purposeful attribution to living. Although the individual may escape the meaninglessness of their existence, the time they spend envisaging their own utopia, is time spent contemplating the inept and pain of the world outside the fantasy. As a result, the euphoria for the individual is attainable only through this surreal environment; with its lack of cohesive truths, it simulates delusions of contentment facilitating life’s mere tolerability.

The pursuit of eudemonia, the path to ‘true happiness’ as a possibility to attaining possible ‘meaning’, hypothetically underpins having achieved a choice-worthy purpose, Nielsen (1964). Even so, eudemonia in theory could simply be a cover for an individual thinking that they are obtaining happiness through assertion, opposed to the actual attainment. In this sense, life could be weighed as a series of ‘right choices’ and disjointed events, ultimately disguising the meaningless etude of purpose. Consequently, the attainment of happiness, does not proposition to an actual meaning. Just because humans may deem a pigs purpose to being eaten, certainly would not mean that the pig would be happy with its purpose in life. Similarly, it would be a pointless endeavour to state the meaning of one’s life was to be ‘happy’, when happiness in its most simplified form, is merely a facade of paucity and unattainable ideals.

Conclusively, the achievement of a truly meaningless existence is to express the ideology of the lack of a deity and afterlife. For there could be nothing worse than living a truly miserable existence, without hope, love and security, only to precede death as life’s finality and the end of a meaningless struggle.