The Philosopher's Zone

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

I love you like a bee loves honey.

I love you like old ladies love blue dye.

I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.

I love you like clients love winging.

I love you like philosophy loves being obscure.

I love you like a dentist loves crooked teeth.

I love you like advertisements love annoying us.

I love you like an emo kid loves girl pants.

I love you like a duck loves water.

I love you like bulimics love toilets.

I love you like zombies love brains.

I love you like a child loves a teddy bear.

I love you like a tornado loves a mobile home park.

I love you like batman loves his cave.

I love you like a watch loves to tick.

I love you a midget loves his platform shoes.

I love you like a letter loves an envelope.

I love you a sailor loves swearing.

I love you like the cold loves a sneeze.

I love you like Peter Pan loves Neverland.

I love you like an emo boy loves tight pants.

I love you like Charlie loves Wonka bars.

I love you like a grandma loves her grandchildren.

I love you like a toothbrush loves toothpaste.

I love you like time loves a paradox.

I love you like a woman loves fixing up a bachelor with one of her single friends.

I love you an incontinent person loves a toilet.

I love you like a small fluffy kitten loves string.

I love you like the plague loves rats.

I love you like the British love their tea.

I love you like the Raven loves the word nevermore.

I love you like a redneck loves his truck.

I love you like schoolgirls love gossip.

I love you like the godfather loves his accent.

I love you like Freud loves his mother.

I love you like Jar Jar Binks loves to be moronic.

I love you like a Frenchman loves wine and snails.

I love you a junkie loves weed.

I love you like children love McDonalds.

I love you like older people love tapioca.

I love you like a nun loves her bible.

I love you like a hacker loves 1337.

I love you like a badge loves a policeman.

I love you like a nerd loves his dictionary.

I love you like a hippie loves his long hair.

I love you like a lawyer loves money.

I love you like an old man loves his hairy ears.

I love you like a woman loves chocolate.

I love you like STDs love a whore.

I love you like a blonde loves her hair-dye.

I love you like crap loves a sewer.

I love you like a paedophile loves children.

I love you like a punk loves his hair gel.

I love you like an emo loves black.

I love you like an alcoholic loves beer.

I love you like a drug addict loves heroine.

I love you like a pitcher of water at a chili pepper eating contest.

I love you like a fat girl loves hohos.

I love you like the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.

I love you like a pig loves poop.

I love you like a like OJ loves killing.

I love you like a crack head loves crack.

I love you like a fly loves crap.

I love you like fish loves water.

I love you like a possum loves trash.

I love you more than Romeo loves Juliet.

I love you like the government loves taxing its citizens.

I love you like Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.

I love you like a child loves Christmas.

I love you like a child loves candy.