Archaic Words
| Porn | Facetiae |
| Dildo | Bijoux Indiscrets |
| Bastard | Fils de bast |
| A one night stand | Affaire d’ amour |
| Masturbating | Se passer un poignet |
| Stripper | Ecdysiast |
| Shit Head | Excrementum cerebellum vincit |
| Golden Shower | Micturation |
| Sex | in coitu or actus coitus |
| Ejaculate | Emissio seminis |
| Leukorrhea | Female Lubricant |
| Homosexual Engagement | Paedictcato |
| Freak of Nature | Lusus naturae |
| Oral sex | Penilingus |
| Vagina | Pu dendum |
| Horny | Concupiscent |
| Ass | Gluteus maximus |
| Ass kisser | Leche cul |
| Pimp | Sounteneur |
| Crap | Merde |
agone – ago
alack – expression of sorrow or regret
anent – about
certes – in truth
forsooth – in truth
forthwith – immediately
gramercy – expression of gratitude
heretofore – until now
howbeit – although
peradventure perhaps
semovedly separately
therewithal besides
thither to that place
whilom formerly