Liberalism
Your neighbour has two chickens. You ask your neighbour to sell a chicken to you and he decides whether the chicken is for sale and what it is worth. It is then your choice to buy it or look elsewhere for a better business deal.
Socialism
Your neighbour owns two chickens. You need a chicken to feed your family. The government realises your neighbour only needs one chicken to feed himself. The government makes your neighbour give his chicken to you.
Fascism
You own five chickens. The government seizes control of your chickens and makes you look after them and contribute any eggs laid. The government then takes your chickens and sells them back to you with the option of buying eggs from another farmer.
Communism
You own a chicken farm with 100 chickens. The government takes your chickens and eventually gives you some eggs.
Capitalism
You own two chickens. You sell one chicken and buy a rooster. Your chicken population grows, as does the economy. You sell your chickens and live of the income.
Nazism
You have three chickens. The state takes your chickens, puts you in a concentration camp and makes you work until you die.
Surrealism
You own a chicken farm. The government encourages you to build upon your chicken farm and enrols you in a baking course.
Theocracy
You own two chickens. The government takes your chickens, sacrifices them to God and gives you one egg in return.
Libertarianism
You work hard and have 100 chickens. It is your choice to keep your chickens, sell your chickens or kill your chickens. The government does not restraint your freedom and individual rights.